I just about have had enough of cardboard Keith, he is too labor intensive.
I’ve been down in the lab with Albert all day and with the miracle of nano-technology, I have built a KHC android. Fully anatomically correct,
here to serve all of your needs and wants.
What ever your little hearts desire, he even plays chess and Parcheesi. I have programmed him to say "YES" only.
He never gets grumpy and always has time to be here when you need him.
He has a built in cleaning system that I can activate with a wink of my eye. All grime and slop just simply disintegrates. In short, the perfect man.
Just have to finishes this bolt off in his neck and he is ready to play.
Now play nice Ladies.
All of my work is not to be used without my permission.