Donut Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Having trouble with the size of my hips.
Big bum, big bum

Donuts giving me the blues.
Donuts, donuts donuts, donuts.

Gotta slim down, gotta come to grips,
Get a Grip
Here's what I gotta do.
Gotta dew.

Put down the donuts,
Stupid donuts.

Leave 'em alone,

Gotta stop buying them.
Just Stop it!

Going for thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six,
But Timmy's got me crying;
Your such a wimp.

Donut Deeds done dirt cheap
Donut Deeds done dirt cheap
Donut Deeds done dirt cheap
Donut deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Donut deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Got this big problem, Timmy's donuts I love,
Hey big guy.

I carry 'em like a spare
Their love handles,

Wrapped around my middle like big tire
With a flat!

That's taking me no where.
Welcome to Nowhere man.

Drop that donut,
Just drop it.

Let 'em roll,

Roll it down the hall.

Taste so sweet my diet can't compete,
Take that diet, HA!
Just makes me want to ball.
Boo hoo.

Donut Deeds done dirt cheap
Burn baby burn baby burn baby burn.
Donut Deeds done dirt cheap
Flick my Bic
Donut Deeds done dirt cheap
Donut deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Crank it baby crank it, crank it baby crank it.
Donut deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Crank it baby crank it, crank it baby crank it.

This donut Jones I so want it gone
Get out, get out, get out!

It's giving me a gut

It keeps nagging at me night and day,
You want me.

I want a chocolate covered glut.

Dump that monkey, down a donut hole
Bye bye.

Visit the veggie stand
Hey there I'm hanging.

But Timmy Hortons won't set me free
I'm sneaking in the back door man!

Donut Deeds done dirt cheap
Oh no, oh no, oh no,, oh no!
Donut Deeds done dirt cheap

Donut Deeds done dirt cheap
Kill those calories, ghost those donuts.
Donut deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Donut deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Donut deeds and they're done so sweet!